Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
e3 will never be perfect until we get a hd fully orchestrated remaster of pong
with a fully voiced but only 2 hour campaign, a half-done leveling system, and several day-one DLC packs
Starring our hero, P. Ong, the tennis player out for revenge against those who cheated him from the championship
Of course another straight white protagonist.
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo